Post by Fire Marshal Bill on Dec 6, 2010 16:01:48 GMT -5
Three older gentlemen were talking at the nursing home.
The first said, “I have a real problem, I try all day to void my bladder and nothing happens all day long. Then I go to bed and I’m up all night peeing.”
The second on said, “You think you have problems, I get constipated. I will go days without a bowel movement. Then they give me something and I can’t stay away from the toilet.”
The third gent said “You guys don’t have a problem, I void my bladder promptly at 5 AM every day and about every two hours till 9 PM, I have my first bowel movement sharply at 7 AM and another at 7 PM”
The first one said, “I don’t see where you have any problems, I wish things went that well for me.”
The third one replied “my problem is I don’t wake up till 9 AM.”
The first said, “I have a real problem, I try all day to void my bladder and nothing happens all day long. Then I go to bed and I’m up all night peeing.”
The second on said, “You think you have problems, I get constipated. I will go days without a bowel movement. Then they give me something and I can’t stay away from the toilet.”
The third gent said “You guys don’t have a problem, I void my bladder promptly at 5 AM every day and about every two hours till 9 PM, I have my first bowel movement sharply at 7 AM and another at 7 PM”
The first one said, “I don’t see where you have any problems, I wish things went that well for me.”
The third one replied “my problem is I don’t wake up till 9 AM.”