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Post by HoneyBadger on Apr 21, 2011 16:32:23 GMT -5
HAH, made you look. I did receive a marriage proposal today. He even got down on both knees to ask me. He has a ring but it was at home. I said no because it wouldn't be fair to marry a man who I just don't love. But it surely was nice to be asked. I still have it - just not in the same places it used to be.
ALERT ALERT ALERT
Since I know that the skanks, dregs of humanity and otherwise stuff you'd scrape off the soles of your shoes from No Casino Gettysburg are avid fans of mine I want to tell them this - I did not post on Topix today. I do not post on Topix. I do read Topix for chuckles. So, Typhoid Mary - I was not correcting spelling on Topix today. I didn't comment about anything. IF I comment you will know it's FormerT. Dig it, bitches?
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Post by nilegrazowski on Apr 21, 2011 18:39:59 GMT -5
Had me there for a sec.
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HoneyBadger
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Post by HoneyBadger on Apr 21, 2011 19:50:12 GMT -5
It really happened and in a public place no less. Shocking as hell isn't it? When he got down on his knees I nearly fell over. If he asks again I might just say yes.
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Post by getysbg on Apr 22, 2011 6:14:50 GMT -5
HAH, made you look. I did receive a marriage proposal today. He even got down on both knees to ask me. He has a ring but it was at home. I said no because it wouldn't be fair to marry a man who I just don't love. But it surely was nice to be asked. I still have it - just not in the same places it used to be. ALERT ALERT ALERT Since I know that the skanks, dregs of humanity and otherwise stuff you'd scrape off the soles of your shoes from No Casino Gettysburg are avid fans of mine I want to tell them this - I did not post on Topix today. I do not post on Topix. I do read Topix for chuckles. So, Typhoid Mary - I was not correcting spelling on Topix today. I didn't comment about anything. IF I comment you will know it's FormerT. Dig it, bitches? And it's not even April 1st! On both knees, huh? Is Matt in town? Can't be. You would have said 'yes' in a heartbeat! ;D |
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HoneyBadger
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Post by HoneyBadger on Apr 22, 2011 6:52:34 GMT -5
HAH, made you look. I did receive a marriage proposal today. He even got down on both knees to ask me. He has a ring but it was at home. I said no because it wouldn't be fair to marry a man who I just don't love. But it surely was nice to be asked. I still have it - just not in the same places it used to be. ALERT ALERT ALERT Since I know that the skanks, dregs of humanity and otherwise stuff you'd scrape off the soles of your shoes from No Casino Gettysburg are avid fans of mine I want to tell them this - I did not post on Topix today. I do not post on Topix. I do read Topix for chuckles. So, Typhoid Mary - I was not correcting spelling on Topix today. I didn't comment about anything. IF I comment you will know it's FormerT. Dig it, bitches? And it's not even April 1st! On both knees, huh? Is Matt in town? Can't be. You would have said 'yes' in a heartbeat! ;D Matt was in town and he left without saying goodbye. Seriously, if he were so desperate as to ask me I'd say 'no' in a heartbeat. My heart has belonged to another for a long time. Unrequited love, so sad. Truthfully though, I was totally taken aback by what happened and I had the misfortune of encountering a witness to the 'proposal' this morning on my way to work. Awkward! |
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I came to chew bubblegum and kick some ass and i am all out of bubblegum .
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Post by dspitz17325 on Apr 22, 2011 8:44:51 GMT -5
She didn't fool me i saw her groping all those mens butts on new years eve and i believe after that one man would just not be enough . |
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Post by HoneyBadger on Apr 22, 2011 9:20:48 GMT -5
She didn't fool me i saw her groping all those mens butts on new years eve and i believe after that one man would just not be enough . Oh, you liar! I am too a one man woman. I was frisking those men for concealed weapons. It's Nick's fault anyway. After he shook his butt at me and I "frisked" it I have this affinity for butts in jeans. Sue me. Of course, joking makes me a tramp but so be it. I've been called worse. |
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Post by gburgbaseballmom on Apr 22, 2011 12:53:48 GMT -5
She didn't fool me i saw her groping all those mens butts on new years eve and i believe after that one man would just not be enough . Oh, you liar! I am too a one man woman. I was frisking those men for concealed weapons. It's Nick's fault anyway. After he shook his butt at me and I "frisked" it I have this affinity for butts in jeans. Sue me. Of course, joking makes me a tramp but so be it. I've been called worse. Dont feel bad. According to the NCG'ers (with Mr Charisse, Editor of the Evening Sun's complict approval) I am a prostitute. Glad most thinking people (and yes that does preclude the bunch of NCG Moral Mad Hatters) know that the drivel posted over on the Sun lacks sorely in balance and truthfulness. |
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Post by Fire Marshal Bill on Apr 22, 2011 14:33:55 GMT -5
She didn't fool me i saw her groping all those mens butts on new years eve and i believe after that one man would just not be enough . Oh, you liar! I am too a one man woman. I was frisking those men for concealed weapons. It's Nick's fault anyway. After he shook his butt at me and I "frisked" it I have this affinity for butts in jeans. Sue me. Of course, joking makes me a tramp but so be it. I've been called worse. Now I have to go and get a pair of jeans? |
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Post by HoneyBadger on Apr 22, 2011 14:37:20 GMT -5
Oh, you liar! I am too a one man woman. I was frisking those men for concealed weapons. It's Nick's fault anyway. After he shook his butt at me and I "frisked" it I have this affinity for butts in jeans. Sue me. Of course, joking makes me a tramp but so be it. I've been called worse. Dont feel bad. According to the NCG'ers (with Mr Charisse, Editor of the Evening Sun's complict approval) I am a prostitute. Glad most thinking people (and yes that does preclude the bunch of NCG Moral Mad Hatters) know that the drivel posted over on the Sun lacks sorely in balance and truthfulness. Mom, the people who know you and care about you know the kind of person you truly are. You're no more a prostitute than I'm a tramp. We can't stop people from being asses and there's no point in giving them any more thought. They're a sad, sorry bunch and you know it. Enjoy your children and forget those jerks. |
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Post by HoneyBadger on Apr 22, 2011 14:40:54 GMT -5
Oh, you liar! I am too a one man woman. I was frisking those men for concealed weapons. It's Nick's fault anyway. After he shook his butt at me and I "frisked" it I have this affinity for butts in jeans. Sue me. Of course, joking makes me a tramp but so be it. I've been called worse. Now I have to go and get a pair of jeans? No, you don't need jeans; I'll give you a pat for old times sake. What spitz didn't say is that none of them left with their wallets.  (And their wives told me to do it!) |
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Post by lifesaver on Apr 22, 2011 14:41:15 GMT -5
Dont feel bad. According to the NCG'ers (with Mr Charisse, Editor of the Evening Sun's complict approval) I am a prostitute. Glad most thinking people (and yes that does preclude the bunch of NCG Moral Mad Hatters) know that the drivel posted over on the Sun lacks sorely in balance and truthfulness. Mom, the people who know you and care about you know the kind of person you truly are. You're no more a prostitute than I'm a tramp. We can't stop people from being asses and there's no point in giving them any more thought. They're a sad, sorry bunch and you know it. Enjoy your children and forget those jerks. +1 |
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Post by gburgbaseballmom on Apr 23, 2011 9:21:29 GMT -5
Mom, the people who know you and care about you know the kind of person you truly are. You're no more a prostitute than I'm a tramp. We can't stop people from being asses and there's no point in giving them any more thought. They're a sad, sorry bunch and you know it. Enjoy your children and forget those jerks. +1 Trust me Ladies...I dont feel bad! I just laugh my ass off at the bunch of moral hypocrites! |
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Post by ballpienhammer on May 1, 2011 11:52:33 GMT -5
NO! It was not me! No More! Never Again! Nada! nSee my Bumper Sticker? : "Honk If You've Been Married To Tim"
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Post by HoneyBadger on May 1, 2011 14:31:47 GMT -5
NO! It was not me! No More! Never Again! Nada! nSee my Bumper Sticker? : "Honk If You've Been Married To Tim" Hah, you've been married what? Twice? I work with several women who are married to husband number three. I was married once and decided that was enough. You're safe, my dear. |
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