Senior Citizen Text Codes

[Fire Marshal Bill]

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC
(Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you
(or know someone who does qualify)....

ATD - At The Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend Fell
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered By Medicare
CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWB - Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living On Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL...CGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP - Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL - Talk To You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet The Furniture Again
WTP - Where's The Prunes?
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
LMGA - Lost My Glasses Again
GLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

[suburbanite]

NOT FUNNY, I'm a new senior citizen, new to Social Security. What a country. also my property taxes went down.

[Venter]

Apr 30, 2011 13:46:33 GMT -5 suburbanite said:

NOT FUNNY, I'm a new senior citizen, new to Social Security. What a country. also my property taxes went down.

So we'll add a few for Suburbanite...

HTTP - He'll Take The Payments
SSL - Social Security Lover
JPG - Just Paid by Government
LOL - Loving Obama-Land

[dspitz17325]

Apr 30, 2011 15:52:55 GMT -5 Venter said:

Apr 30, 2011 13:46:33 GMT -5 suburbanite said:

NOT FUNNY, I'm a new senior citizen, new to Social Security. What a country. also my property taxes went down.

So we'll add a few for Suburbanite...

HTTP - He'll Take The Payments
SSL - Social Security Lover
JPG - Just Paid by Government
LOL - Loving Obama-Land

I am so loving that last one .