HoneyBadger
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Post by HoneyBadger on Mar 21, 2013 13:05:31 GMT -5
I have managed to lose my cell phone once again. If anyone (which I doubt) wants to reach me the landline is all I have at the moment. Well, I do have the Jitterbug which I bought for my mother but it's still in the box.
I'm sure the phone will turn up. I found my car/house keys in the outside trash can last week. Perhaps my one missing shoe, navy blue sock and diamond earrings (inexpensive and 10 years old) will turn up as well.
Does St. Anthony answer prayers from lapsed Lutherans???
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Post by getysbg on Mar 21, 2013 15:39:49 GMT -5
I guess that you didn't get our 'invite' then.
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Post by Venter on Mar 22, 2013 9:08:30 GMT -5
It's in the seat of your car, tucked under the granola bar wrapper and seat lint. Or... did you wash it with your laundry? Don't ask how I might know that this happens  |
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HoneyBadger
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Post by HoneyBadger on Mar 23, 2013 17:18:20 GMT -5
I guess that you didn't get our 'invite' then. No, darn it. I found it under my pillow on my bed. I'm so sorry that I missed your 'invite' because I am going stir crazy. I call my mother every morning and then turn the phone back off. LS says that I'm a little muddled (so true) and I simply forgot where the thing was until last night. |
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HoneyBadger
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Post by HoneyBadger on Mar 23, 2013 17:21:44 GMT -5
It's in the seat of your car, tucked under the granola bar wrapper and seat lint. Or... did you wash it with your laundry? Don't ask how I might know that this happens I have found it in the seat of my car as well as under the seat of the car. It has also been in the laundry basket (but, it did not go through the wash cycle) and in the pet food cupboard. Mom fell during physical therapy on the 14th and I've been more scatterbrained than usual since then. I'm so very tired of the ER. I haven't turned the phone on yet. Most calls and/or texts are from telemarketers. |
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Post by orrtannaexpat on Mar 24, 2013 4:49:13 GMT -5
Have you considered wearing it as a lavalliere? After you either find it or buy another one.  |
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Post by HoneyBadger on Mar 24, 2013 18:08:09 GMT -5
Have you considered wearing it as a lavalliere? After you either find it or buy another one. The new Jitterbug which I bought for my mother can be worn as a lavalliere. However, mine can't. I did find it but I do keep misplacing it. Perhaps I should buy a Jitterbug as well.  |
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